Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Jokes
JOKES
Okay! Who is ready for some jokes? Read this posts and you will find some interesting ones, some in chinese. There isn't a lot, but they are really funny. Read on to find out!
1) Joncel, Timothy and Kee Hsien went to choose toilet bowls. Timothy bought a wooden one, Kee Hsien bought a silver one and Joncel bought a musical one. ( Will explain later) The next day, all three were not happy with their toilet bowls. They went to the shop to complain.
Timothy said : " This wooden toilet bowl has so many splinters! I want to change it!" and he chose another one. Kee Hsien said : " This silver toilet bowl is so cold, everytime I sit down I will feel cold! " and he also chose another one. Joncel said : " I have a problem with this toilet bowl. The problem is, everytime i sit down on the toilet bowl, it will play the National Anthem so I have to stand up and sing! But if I stand up, the music will stop! " and he chose a normal one without music and ran home.
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2) 老师问小华，小花和小明：“你们有没有采水果？”
三个人都说：“我们有！” 老师小华：
“小华，你采了什么水果？”
他说：“我在洗苹果，因为我采的是苹果。
”老师问小花, 她说：“我在洗番茄，
因为我采的是番茄。”
老师又来问小明：“你采到了什么
啊？”他说：“我在洗皮鞋，
因为我蔡了大便。
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3）爸爸：你知道为什么我要打你吗？
小明：我不知道。
爸爸：我要打你原因是因为你打一个比你小的人。
小明：那我比你小，为什么你还要打我？
And I laughed until my ribs hurt for no reason. isn't it just -.-? If I find anymore, will post it on the blog again. If you got any other jokes, please send to joncel_3psol_sf@hotmail.com.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
The Worst Day in History in Nanyang Primary School.
Be patient if you want to read this. First, I want to tell you about the first week at school. Well, it wasn't bad considering that Friday was PSLE Listening Compre and we did not need to go to school. Okay, sit back, relax, and listen to podcast while reading.
Today, I found out that my class was supposed to move all the tables and chairs but leave four in the class. Good for me, i was one of the four. But I helped move my peer's chair to the foyer. After that, we had a discussion with the music teacher in the air-conditioned music room on our music assesments. At 11.50, my teacher brought me down for PE at the Basketball court. We had fun playing Tee-Ball and "Rugby".
After PE, we went to the computer lab 1 to have Maths lesson. Throughout, the Maths teacher did not come in and teach us. Instead, he gave us word that we had to do Practise 4 of the activity book. And when one of the three teachers of the computer labs told us we could play the computers after we had done, a person spoiled it by saying "Big deal." So in the end we could not play computer.
But that was not even the worst part. My friend urged me to beg the teachers for permission to use the computer.(The next sentence will need me to explain a little bit. I am not a teacher hater, i like most teachers. Its just that because some teachers are destined not to be children's friend.) When they did not show any sign of acknowledgement, I forgot about it and handed my groupmate's worksheet to the class moniter. (I never knew the tragedy in the next line would happen.)
One of the teachers stepped out of the room and gave us a short but ferocious scolding that I have never got, even by my father. ( I am not wishing that i get it.) I was embarrased because I caused my class to get scolded. I went back to my seat and began typing. (Plaining to pass time because anyway I did not bring a book.) In the room, I found out that one of the teachers was scolding the teacher who shouted at us. I felt sorry.(Sorry because if i had not done it in the first place, he would not scold me.)
When we were passing time, I saw that one of the teachers was watching Youtube. ( No offence, just happened to see it.) At 1.10, the teacher came us and asked for the culprit that caused all this. Naturally, I raised up my hand. (I am a honest and a dignefied person.) He wrote down my name in a paper with lines and I did not see what he was writing on so I completely do not know what was going to be in for me. (Surely not something nice.) But the other guy, the guy who made me like that in the first place, chickened out and just kept his head low. What a coward!
I did not know what happened to me, but when I was asked to go back to my seat, I cried. But soon I expressed my hatred for that guy, not going to say who is it, but he is surely not my friend now or next time. When we were asked to queue up, the teacher went to check if any computers were spoilt or used. (We are a good class and will not do anything we are not supposed to do except for retaliating.) When we were finally free, I just ignored the apologies of that guy and just went for my soccer training.
Now, at least you know why my day was bad. I don't know what is in for me, a pink slip, a warning, a call to my parents, detention, banned from the computer lab, or counselling. Even so, I totally deserve it but not just me. I got sabotaged but not going to say anything because I want to see how long that guy can stand this guilt.
Bye!
Joncel
Sunday, September 7, 2008
My fabulous(or not) 1 week holiday.
My fabulous(or not) 1 week holiday
Monday - Wednesday
I woke up earlier than expected on Monday, so I started my computer at 8 a.m. At 8.30, My cousin Wei Liang came to lend me his Warcraft cd's to install dota to play. When I installed it, I played with his friend Hc and he taught me some basics. I was playing with Lord of Avernus, short-formed LOA. I let my brother play the computer after a while and I watched old movies while munching on Corntos™. In the afternoon, i played Cheesehotel because WJ and WL wasn't online and Hc did not feel like playing dota. In the evening, I had make-up piano lessons so my father came back and drove me there. I learned a new song, Wade in the Water! When I came home, I watched TV drama and went to sleep.
Tuesday and Wednesday past at a glance, because I had nothing to do on those two days. I installed a new game called Combat Arms™ which was exciting and realistic at the beginning, but towards the end I decided that Soldier Front was better and I went back to playing it. I spent some time doing some work on Lead.com during these two days, as there was really nothing to do. I also read some books by Roald Dahl. They were fabulous. I also practised Wade in the Water.
Thursday-Friday
On Thursday, there was nothing much to do except homework, games, and books. I continued reading, did some homework, and a reasonable amount of games. But at Thursday I was a little more accomplished with dota, and I assisted a kill. I read Umbrella Man, and Boy and Going Solo.
On Friday, my uncle came to our house at 11am and bought prata. After our stomachs were full, we played some computer, PS3, and i practised the piano and did my theory work. At 6.00, we set off for my 6.30 piano class. When my class was over, my uncle came to pick me up again, and he brought my aunt with him. My aunt said she had a surprise for me in their car's boot, and naturally, I was excited. Turns out it was a notebook that was from Irene Ang's company and even had a Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd™ photo of Rosie inside with her well wishes! I have been waiting for so long!! And we played some Euro 2008 on the PS3 before they sent my grandma back home and went back themselves.
Saturday - Sunday.
On Saturday, I woke up early. I was going to enter a Chinese 3-minute Speech competition and I did not want to be late. I ate McDonald's at Liang Court and walked back to UE Square to witness the opening of the competition. Mine was in the third round so I sat there until it was my turn. When my name was called, I broke down. I walked up nervously to the stage. I did not know why, but I forgotten my lines. I read a lot from the paper and did not speak loudly enough. I did not get in the finals, but in the end I knew that participation is good enough. I went home and played dota for a while, then I went for my Chinese class. The teacher seemed to think participation was enough too, as she kept encouraging to try again next time. After that I went to my cousin's home where I learnt some things about dota and ate KFC though i did not eat the chicken :P.
Sunday, which is today, is not really dull. I woke up early AGAIN, to go for Coerver Soccer. Coach Daniel did not come though, but the other coach was just as well. A few oldies came today also after a long break. After the session, I went with my father to buy food for us. We planned to buy Wanton mee, Prawn mee and Nasi Lemak, but the Wanton mee stall was closed. So I chose to eat Mee Rebus and my father bought Ray Fried Kway Teow. Bad choice though, because Ray did not eat the "Hum"(Cockles), "Dou Ya"(Beansprouts) and others. At noon we realeased our two big tortoises. I felt a little sad but maybe setting them free is the best we can do for them.
So, my blogging is finished. Please do not spam my C-Box, and thank you for reading my blog.
Joncelteo
