JOKES
Okay! Who is ready for some jokes? Read this posts and you will find some interesting ones, some in chinese. There isn't a lot, but they are really funny. Read on to find out!
1) Joncel, Timothy and Kee Hsien went to choose toilet bowls. Timothy bought a wooden one, Kee Hsien bought a silver one and Joncel bought a musical one. ( Will explain later) The next day, all three were not happy with their toilet bowls. They went to the shop to complain.
Timothy said : " This wooden toilet bowl has so many splinters! I want to change it!" and he chose another one. Kee Hsien said : " This silver toilet bowl is so cold, everytime I sit down I will feel cold! " and he also chose another one. Joncel said : " I have a problem with this toilet bowl. The problem is, everytime i sit down on the toilet bowl, it will play the National Anthem so I have to stand up and sing! But if I stand up, the music will stop! " and he chose a normal one without music and ran home.
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2) 老师问小华，小花和小明：“你们有没有采水果？”
三个人都说：“我们有！” 老师小华：
“小华，你采了什么水果？”
他说：“我在洗苹果，因为我采的是苹果。
”老师问小花, 她说：“我在洗番茄，
因为我采的是番茄。”
老师又来问小明：“你采到了什么
啊？”他说：“我在洗皮鞋，
因为我蔡了大便。
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3）爸爸：你知道为什么我要打你吗？
小明：我不知道。
爸爸：我要打你原因是因为你打一个比你小的人。
小明：那我比你小，为什么你还要打我？
And I laughed until my ribs hurt for no reason. isn't it just -.-? If I find anymore, will post it on the blog again. If you got any other jokes, please send to joncel_3psol_sf@hotmail.com.
